Funke My $*xy Secretary - Episode 5 - 8

EPISODE 5

In my two bedroom apartment thinking about what I could do to correct my past then a text came in from funke am at the venue waiting for you o. …immediately I dressed up and headed to ripples on getting there I met funke sitted already..

Funke: Hope say u carry enough money come, Na u go pay my bills
.. well that was actually the least of my problems right now
Me: Back to the main matter on ground I need to see the doctors report till I believe what you’re saying..
Funke: If that’s ok by you, pick the hospital and we’ll do it tomorrow
**following morning**
We both went to the hospital to do the test and the result came out it was positive, which I was not happy with…
I started wondering what I would o but to my amazement something unimaginable happened, immediately I stepped out of the hospital with funke a group of guys waylaid us, shouting at funke that if she makes any attempt to remove the pregnancy she’s dead… When they left she started begging me and deep inside me I was really angry and left there in annoyance still happy that God just saved me from one problem, now I have to deal with Temi
**Saturday morning **
Bachelors life ain’t easy , no one to run errands for you… I needed to get airtime on my phone to call temi so I decided to send my neighbour’s daughter….
Me: Susan how are you?
Susan: Am fine sir
Me: Please help me get #1000 mtn worth airtime.
She was actually washing clothes when I sent her to get the credit, when she got back she knocked on the door and I opened, when she handed me the credit the wrapper tied to her waist got loose …….

EPISODE 6

Susan: Mr john nu why are you now looking like someone who has not seen a girl naked before
Me: No be dat just surprised at the size of your boobs
Susan: Thanks o
Me: Are you sure they are real
Susan: Confirm it yourself if you don’t believe me
Me**attempts to touch it**
That was how her mom called for her, an hatred for her mom developed immediately because she stoped me from tasting they honeypot between her daughter’s leg……
**temi’s place**

Temi: Welcome john
Me: Wow what a nice place…. **a cute little girl ran towards me to greet me**
Susan: Wow blood is thicker than water o, it’s been 5years and still the bond between us still shows…
I was actually happy to see the girl she is cute and beautiful , am happy to call her my child so later on I asked about her hubby and she told no man has actually been able to admit to marry her and as well ready to take care of Kate…
Me: So you named her Kate
Susan: That’s what you planned to name your first female child…
The child later slept off on my laps and she took her inside, when she came back to where I was sitted she planted a kiss on my lips whispering I miss that devil of yours, on hearing this I lost my sense of humour, the next thing I realized was that we were both unclad , it was my mom’s call that brought me back to life…
Mummy: Haba john, why have you stoped picking my calls
Me: Nothing mama I have been busy with work ma
Mummy: Alright my child the lord is your strength and hope you have not forgotten what I have been telling you since about bringing a wife home.
Me: Mama don’t worry I’ll soon bring a wife home as soon…. **temi snatchs the phone from me**
Temi: Evening mama it’s me your son’s fiancee and am happy to tell you that you already have a grand child….

EPISODE 7

**Next Day At Office**
I was alone at the office thinking about the drama that happened between I and Temi, I could not act back because it’s so obvious the child is mine and she was actually beautiful and fun to be with, at that moment I feel like cuddling her (blood is thicker than water) .
So at that moment I decided to put an end to all my bad ways and settle down with my baby mama , so I made a call to her

Me: Hello temi
Temi:hello love
Me: I’d love it if we could meet my mom this weekend
**with my mom**
When we got to my mom’s place Temi knelt down and greeted her wella , Kate on the other hand is very lovely and fun to with because before what was happening she was already playing with my mom like they’ve known each other for ages but something happened that spoilt the good time we were having…,
**someone dashes inside**
Kemi: Haaa oko mi (my husband) you are back, your son has even missed you oya solo (Solomon) go and greet your daddy…
Temi eye’s and I became four leaving me speechless….

EPISODE 8

** in my office**
Started thinking about the whole drama that happened with temi and my mom , I really need to hold kate tight o … She did not even let me explain who that woman was and who really gave birth to the child… While I was thinking funke walked in…
Funke: Good. Day sir
Me: How are you funke
To cut the long story she sha, she invited me over for the weekend to attend her birthday party, I was really angry and annoyed with her, I am trying to fix my life while she’s busy telling me about one birthday party.. She was angry with my decision well I cared less ….
**Friday Evening**
10:05pm
Someone knocked my door and I was really scared wondering who it might be , started thinking that I was about to be robbed..,
Me: Yes who is that
Susan: It’s me Susan..
I was surprised she came to my apartment at that time of the day , she later explained to me that her mom had travelled and she forgot her key to her friend’s place that she wants to sleep over so that the following day she’ll go back to pick it up….
12:00am

Still busy watching hip tv special while she slept off on the chair opposite mine, well I actually thought she was asleep but when our so called nepa took off the light I decided to go inside and sleep they brought the light back on my way and to my surprise I saw Susan naked on the chair, immediately I had an erection…. She just winked at me and whispered I have been waiting for this moment for so long , I just stood there speechless without being able to do anything and I guessed she noticed that so she decided to take the lead role by unzipping my trouser and when she saw what was really down there she screamed out loud , don’t tell me that is going into me and me as a person that I love ladies being amazed at my size came back to life by kissing her and had a lil session of Romance leaving her unclad , when I penetrated into her she screamed out loud but thanks to the noise coming out from the speakers the neighbors couldn’t hear us or so I thought… I started pounding her so had that she was screaming aloud when someone suddenly came to knock my door and when I checked who it was I realized it was Susan’s mom o…
Several thoughts came across my mind that moment.