Funke My $*xy Secretary - Episode 3 & 4

 

EPISODE 3

I was confused and downcast also wondering why didn’t she clean up and how she got my number, well that wasn’t my problem .. I really need to find out maybe what she’s saying is true so I called her back but she refused to say anything so I dropped the call and soon enough a text came in of a location we were to meet and I started wondering how a lady who works in Abuja got to know so much about osun well I just ignored that and later in the day I went to where we were supposed to meet. it was the bar of a popular hotel (Ripples) but on getting to the bar I met nobody and i started wondering about what’s going on, while I was still thinking the bar attendant walked up to me and she said I was instructed to give you this… It was actually a sealed letter labeled “To You My Love”, In my mind I was like wetin bring love enter the matter now well that’s another story for another day.
“Oga John Na wa o u don forget so soon that you have planted your seed somewhere and now it’s germinating, well I can help you out call this no 080******”

I dialed the number but it was not going through so I sat down at the bar and ordered for a bottle of gulder, I sat down and started thinking about how my life got so f—-d up, am still 23 and not yet ready for marriage talkless of fathering a bastard child not long enough my phone rang and when I picked it ….
Funke: Hello oga
Me : What’s wrong **in an angry tone**
Funke: Sir the bank sent someone to see you and she insisted on seeing you today
Me: Alright I will be with you in few mins
When I got to the office the person I saw shocked me and on seeing her I almost ran mad …..
Temi: John Na ur face be dis
Me: **acting tough** temi temi
I know you all might think the lady was funke but she ain’t and right then I wished it was funke dat I saw
**flashback**

EPISODE 4

Me: Omo you sweet die o
Temi: What do you expect
Me: Just make sure you use the drug I gave you o
Temi: Trust me you know am not ready to nurse any child now.
It happened that I had one night stand with temi where she promised to clean herself up after the sex but I never knew she had alot in store for me o. .
**4 weeks later**
Temi: Hello john, there is problem o
Me: **surprised** what problem o
Temi: Am pregnant o
Me: **shocked** for who?
Temi: You of course
Me: You must be joking o I can remember clearly that I gave you a drug to use after the sex session
Temi: Ehn ehn you wan dey deny am abi, don’t worry we’ll meet later
**back to reality**
I started thinking about the one night stand I had with her back in uni but to my surprise she seemed less concerned about it which gave me a sigh of relief…
Temi: Back to the main thing that brought me here, we noticed that your company is no longer active with the account you have with us, so we decided to come and inquire about it
Me: It’s simple we are currently pumping our revenue into a new line of business that’s why.
Temi: Alright sir **winks at me then looked at my devil**
Then my devil whispered to me see fresh fish for ground o no dull yourself so while she was about going I asked for Her contact but her response shocked me..

Temi: Don’t worry I’ll beep you when am less busy, your contact is not something hard to come by..
Well I was not actually bothered about t since I was the manager of the company… It was another text from my nightmare that brought me back to my right senses
“meet me again tonight same venue ”
I was like wetin I do this girl but while still bothering about funke, a text came in and on reading the text ……..
**light fades*
Me: *shocked* where am I? What happened?
Later after regaining consciousness I remembered all that happened that led me to being admitted in an hospital..
This was the content of the text
“if you want to meet your child come to my house during the weekend, this is my address from Temi”
Then I noticed my life has being so f—-d up but there was nothing to do correct it, I told the doctor to discharge me immediately but he insisted on me being discharged later in the night….